WEBTHUMP! 29 July 2009

10 – Angry nuns. You heard – Darkbeige

9 – Kelly Clarkson (sort of) rips off Beyonce, refuses to shut up about it – Amy Grindhouse

8 - If you’ve been watching David on Big Brother and thinking “But where do I know him from?”, here’s your answer. You’ll thank us for this – Watchwithmothers

7 - Do you have a dog? Are you painfully lonely? Do you like the idea of making people run away from you in terror? Then do WE have the invention for YOU! – Geekologie

6 – A list of the top four pies ever. Contentious - Interestment

5 - Steel drums make everything sound happy. Look, here’s a steel band playing Joy Division songs. And they’re ACE – Mychemicaltoilet

4 - Here’s a feature called Ask The Sluts which, experience has taught us, is never a good idea. Ever – Domesticsluttery

3 – But Madonna! Your ARMS! – Bestweekever

2 - You know the world’s 100 most offensive jokes? Here are the punchlines to them – Coed

1 – A man flipping off zoo animals. The most joyous thing you’ll see all day, and another winner from Black20…