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What they say about Earth …
"Absolutely amazing – my rear is firmer, my calves hurt nicely and my back hurts if I wear anything other than the earth shoes!!!!"
"Your shoes are brill and they last and last. I wear them every day and they certainly do help with toning your legs and bottom up as well as heling cellulite. I love them and would not part with them for anything"- Diane, Cheshire, UK
"I cant tell you how much the earth shoes and boots have improved my well being (and my legs!!). sometimes they are an effort to walk a long way in but so worth it. I was sceptical to start with but over the years I have been wearing them I can see how they have gradually improved things like stress headaches/backache etc. these days I just don’t wear any other footwear as it doesn’t feel comfortable like earth."- Jane, East Yorkshire, UK
"Since my first Earth Shoes a few weeks ago, I’ve lost 1" off my hips and 1 1/2" off each thigh. I’ve also lost 5 1/2 lb with very little effort. I used to have to stop walking after 4,000 of my daily 10,000 steps as my knees hurt. I did 15,000 on Monday and all that happened was my feet were a bit tired! More than that, I can’t speak highly enough of your service and although the shoes are a lot more expensive than I usually buy, they are well worth the money and I’d rather have fewer pairs and them be Earth shoes, than lots and lots of Clark’s. Oh, and thank you."- Gillian, West Yorkshire, United Kingdom
"My shoes arrived today, just in time for my hols, and I nearly cried when I tried them on!! They are so stylish and comfortable and will save me ££££ on osteopathy bills, going on the other Earth pumps I have been wearing through the winter.
Thankyouthankyouthankyouall and have a great summer  )" Helen UK
AND FINALLY …..
A Zoo Story …
One day an out of work mime artist is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer.
However, as soon as he starts to draw a crowd, the zookeeper grabs him and drags him into his office.
The zookeeper explains to the mime that the zoo’s most popular attraction, a gorilla, has died suddenly. The keeper fears that attendance at the zoo will fall off. He offers the mime a job to dress up as the gorilla until they can get another one. The mime accepts.
The next morning, before the crowd arrives, the mime puts on the gorilla suit and enters the cage. He discovers that it’s a great job. He can sleep all he wants, play and make fun of people and he draws bigger crowds than he ever did as a mime.
However, eventually the crowds tire of him and he gets bored just swinging on tires. He begins to notice that the people are paying more attention to the lion in the cage next to his.
Not wanting to lose the attention of his audience, he climbs to the top of his cage, crawls across a partition, and dangles from the top to the lion’s cage. Of course, this makes the lion furious, but the crowd loves it.
At the end of the day the zookeeper comes and gives the mime a raise for being such a good attraction as a gorilla.
Well, this goes on for some time. The mime keeps taunting the lion, the crowds grow larger, and his salary keeps going up. Then one terrible day when he is dangling over the furious lion, he slips and falls. The mime is terrified. The lion gathers itself and prepares to pounce. The mime is so scared that he begins to run round and round the cage with the lion close behind.
Finally, the mime starts screaming and yelling, "Help, Help me!", but the lion is quick and pounces. The mime soon finds himself flat on his back looking up at the angry lion and the lion says, "Shut up you idiot! Do you want to get us both fired?"
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