If there’s one thing Hecklerspray thoroughly enjoys, it’s necking with the various plant life naturally inhabiting Puerto Rico. Sure – you may think that sounds weird but that’s just because you’ve never seen one of their shrubs in a bikini. You should go in the late spring – that’s when things are particularly leafy. If there’s another thing we love it’s watching Broadway shows written by heavy-set[...]

As Jon & Kate Plus 8 proves, Kate Gosselin is an expert at being a bit sloppy when it comes to contraception. Being a mother. We meant Kate Gosselin is an expert at being a mother. But recently Kate Gosselin’s reputation has bottomed out spectacularly, and as a result her forthcoming cookbook has been shelved indefinitely. But Kate Gosselin is a fighter, so she’s working on another book about her real strengths. That book – How[...]

This is getting ridiculous. Michael Jackson has dominated the news to such an extent that there’s no other news. Honestly. No news. The Iranians have stopped demonstrating to do a mass moonwalk in honour of Michael Jackson, Bernie Madoff only got 150 years in jail to commemorate a dance remix of Smooth Criminal that runs at 150bpm and even climate change is too traumatised to kill any more polar bears this week. So what news is there? Well,[...]

Read the name of this game again. Tetri Tower. Not Tetris Tower. Tetri Tower has got nothing to do with Tetris. Nothing at all. Except, you know, for how it looks and how you play it and everything about it. In Tetri Tower you have to stack shapes on top of each other, just like that in that game whose name we’ve forgotten. But Tetri Tower is different in one way – you have to drag the shapes onto the stack. This makes things ridiculous. Play[...]

When Michael Jackson died, it was generally feared that he’d leave an Anna Nicole Smith-style mess in his wake. Luckily that hasn’t happened. Michael Jackson lived his life free of Anna Nicole-style controversy, there’s been no Anna Nicole-style mystery behind Michael Jackson’s death and there won’t be an Anna Nicole-style custody battle over Michael Jackson’s kids because they’re definitely his. We’re[...]

As the world comes to terms with the sudden death of one of its most enduring icons, we all naturally begin to question what justice there is in the universe. Really, how could any God with an ounce of compassion take Billy Mays and his fearsomely black beard, yet leave prostitute-slapping Vince Shlomi free to roam the earth with his boggly eyes and six-inch high hair? Damn you, God. Damn you to… well, one of the least good parts of Heaven,[...]

Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, myths, ancient artifacts, religion, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable. The world’s end has been predicted more times than we can count. Personally we feel that civilisation as we know it will meet its end at the hands (ironically) of a giant[...]

Congratulations Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen – you’ve broken yourself a weekend box office record. What record? Why, Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen, you’ve broken the weekend box office record for the longest, noisiest film that’s about absolutely nothing at all. And the weekend box office record for having the most painfully racist-seeming characters this side of Jar-Jar Binks. And, somewhat inexplicably, Transformers: Revenge[...]

There’s nothing quite like a movie monster. No, we are not talking about Liz Hurley, Catherine Zeta Jones or Rosie O’Donnell, we are talking about hideous creatures that thrive on the weak and the unholy scent of death. Again, we are not talking about Liz Hurley, Catherine Zeta Jones or Rosie O’Donnell. Anyway, a good movie monster can add real bite (literally) to even the most mundane films. They can shock, terrify and even inspire[...]

Thank you Kendra Wilkinson. You’ve brightened up our day immensely by a) not dying and b) getting married. We’re in your debt. Kendra Wilkinson got married to Hank Baskett on Saturday, proving that while Michael Jackson’s death was sad, it couldn’t never stop something as profound as love. And, no, we don’t really know who Kendra Wilkinson or Hank Baskett are either. But that’s not important. Look, it was either[...]